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Penis Drink Bottles

Jumbo Black Dicky Sports Bottle
black penis bottle

This 20 oz. curved penis drink bottle is African-American with big raised veins, and balls that look like feet (and will hold the bottle upright). Features a thick head with a distinct shape. Removable cap and straw allowsd easy refilling. Enormous size adds to the penis fun. This is a great novelty for the bride to be.


Jumbo Pink Penis Sports Bottle

pink penis bottle

This is the Caucasian version of the 20 oz. sports bottle, with all the penisy goodness available from the black one. Will you hold it with one hand or two, using firm but gentle pressure? That’s up to you and your multi-cultural penis drink bottles.


Big Gulp Dicky Drink Bottle
red penis bottle

This bright red 16 oz. drink bottle is noticeably smaller than its massive cousins, but is also easier to handle. It has the same great dicky features, and is easy to fill, thanks to the removable straw and cap. Makes a great take-home gift for guests. This penis drink bottle is rated highest in penis strawtitude.


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